Will Kate Middleton’s Cocker Spaniel Otto be at the wedding? It’s doubtful. There’s been little coverage of him since he ate the pearl earrings Wills gave her last year, forcing Kate to sift through his bowel movements until she found them. Was this an allegory for her future life? Or a fitting activity for the future daughter-in-law of He Who Asked To Be Reincarnated As A Tampon?
Speaking of Charles, this is a King Charles spaniel whose name is Camilla. Get it?! She’s camped outside Westminster Abbey right this very second. Waiting for Otto, I’m sure. You go for it, girlfriend! He’s a royal and he poops pearls.