Once, years ago, I complained to my godmother about how hard it was to meet guys. “I don’t understand—you ride around with your dog in the basket.” she said. “Don’t men just follow you around?”
Monthly Archives For May 2011
I was disturbed today to read about Coffee, a dog that has been sitting outside of Citi Field and Yankee Stadium for the last few months dressed up in a variety of getups: baseball jerseys, Grouch Marx glasses, a pipe, sunglasses, etc.
Last night I attended a benefit for Dog Habitat, my fave Brooklyn shelter. There was music. There was The World Famous Bob and female nudity and lots of good people. Some of those good people…
Elna’s dog Carlos likes to steal her panties and eat their crotches.
This looks like the perfect way to spend a day.
For the dog owner who wants his dog to have the experience of peeing on himself.
Today I fell down a kind of weird Internet wormhole that led me to an interesting discovery: Firefox is the preferred browser of the pet set.
Now you can experience the miracle of puppy birth in real time, online.
For this week’s Do This With Your Pet column at ReadyMade.com, I discussed my dog’s ongoing correspondence with Barack Obama. Amos is on his email list.
My cat never pees where she oughtn’t. She especially never pees on my car—but that’s mostly because I don’t have one. However, if I did have a cat/car pee problem, I would watch this video on repeat.