This is damn silly but, as a longtime patron of the dog rapping arts, I applaud these two crazy caninophiles for their effort. They call themselves “Yozzup” and report that this song’s beat was “inspired by Rachmaninoff Prelude in C#minor.” Serious stuff.
My favorite line: “My dog cooks me steak for one because he’s a strict vegetarian.”
Also, I dig the dog-as-table-duster move. Niiiiice. Although I guess it only works if your dog is cleaner than the table to begin with. I’d have to give Amos a bath… I think it’d be easier to get out the Pledge.