Oh, spring. So many flowers to smell, so many butts to sniff. When it starts to be pretty out, you might find yourself falling in love all over again…with your pup. If you’d like to empty your pockets in order to express your devotion, here are some products that will please both dogs and their devoted humans.
The Poop Pac and the Doggie Did
Picture it: the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, your spaniel’s ears are blowing in the breeze, and, in your hand, a warm and odiferous bag of poo. Is this scenario in your future? Not if you have a PoopPac ($30). These zippered paw-shaped bags are meant for transporting excrement from the sidewalk (or beach or trail) to a garbage. You can either clip it to your waist or wear a strap so it hangs like a pocketbook.
The Doggie Did ($11) is a similar device, which is a little less clunky. It attaches the filled waste bag to the leash, so that you have your hands free to pick flowers. Or pick up more poop.
Safety Sleeves and Give Me Space Vest
In good weather, people spend more time with their dogs in public. And that means it’s fine if we humans, experiencing the dopamine rush of being outside without a coat, rush up to greet every single cute little furry thing. Not!
Many dogs are not okay saying hello to new people or new dogs. The best way to avoid bad reactions from sensitive dogs is to always communicate with owners before socializing. The Yellow Dog Project is an international effort to try to get people with reactive dogs to tie a yellow ribbon around their leash as a signal to others to keep some distance, but until this shorthand is more widely understood— or until every single person in the world learns to ask “Is your dog friendly?” — there are some tools that can help keep everyone safe.
Safety Sleeves ($9), from the Etsy store PatienceAndLove143, slip over leashes in order to communicate to others that a dog might need some space. You can also buy dog apparel that communicates the same idea, like a snazzy jacket (Give Me Space Vest ($19) from the Etsy shop Give A Dog A Home.
Another way to keep dogs (and humans) safe outside? A muzzle. I think it’s a good idea for every dog to learn to wear a muzzle, whether or not they have a history of chomping flesh. Fact is, anything with a jaw can bite, and even a normally harmless dog can do damage if he is super stressed or scared. Problem is muzzles look so severe, right?
Whistle Activity Monitor
For the micromanaging dog owner who wants to monitor every thing his dog does, there is now a FitBit for dogs: Whistle Activity Monitor ($130) If your pooch is looking to shed some of the pounds gained from too many cold months spent under the couch, this monitoring device, which sits on their collar and transmits to your smartphone, can track both their exercise. You can also use the app to record their food intake. Here, Dr. Sophia Yin shows how she and her dog monitor their exercise in tandem:
Push Pushi Rain Coat
Most humans don’t enjoy rain. But this season is extra cold and wet if you’re a foot off the wet ground, covered in soaked fur, and can’t carry an umbrella because you don’t have hands. There are lots of dog rain coats out there, but most of them either restrict a dog’s head movement, or they just don’t cover the head at all. This is why the Push Pushi raincoat ($30), with its awning-style hood, is a complete revelation.
Sure the weather might be good, but that doesn’t mean that you necessarily feel like spending hours lobbing slobber-covered tennis balls in the dog run. Fortunately, you can now outsource this activity to the robots. In fact, you can even do it inside. The iFetch ($99) is a ball launcher that will have your dog throwing his own darn balls.
Of course, you might have to train your dog to put their ball into the machine, but this can be easily done. Here is one of my students, Stella, practicing for the arrival of her iFetch, with the aid of the Treat & Train remote treat dispenser ($101).
Portable treat dispensers
You know what’s more valuable to a dog than a wallet full of bitcoins? Pretty much everything. But, one of the more valuable assets in the dog stock market is peanut butter. Peanut butter can be delivered into a dog’s mouth in any number of ways, but my preferred method is to let them lick it out of an Evriholder ($12) squeeze-y bottle. They’re made for carrying salad dressing. Why would anyone carry salad dressing? I don’t understand! Anyway, while you work out this mental puzzle, get one of these, fill it with peanut butter (or cream cheese or Cheez Whiz or liverwurst), toss it in your handbag, and you can get your dog’s attention wherever, whenever.
No handbag? No worries. Another crumb-free treat delivery option can fit in your pocket. Witness LeanLix ($14), which are lipbalm-sized lickable treats. The flavors have cute names like “Dishwasher Diner” and “1/2 Eaten PB&J Sandwich.”
There’s also the LicketyStik ($7), which is like a deodorant roll on filled with stinky dog yumminess to be slurped off the roll-y ball.
Fideau: A perfume with pheromones to entice dog and men
Here’s a shameless plug! The Lickety Stik stinks. Really badly. In fact, most things we feed to dogs smell pretty bad. Thank goodness for Fideau ($25), a fragrance designed to mask the stinky smell of dog products with notes of maple and smoke. I helped design this pefume, which also includes pheromones designed to entice both dogs and men. I know you’re thinking “Oy, another dog trainer with her own custom fragrance.” But humor me. I carry a bottle of Fideau and a Lickety Stik with me, which is why I have men following me on all fours down the street and dogs buying me flowers.
Happy spring! Now let’s all go pee on trees.